Infused with the fury of an angry king and a sore loser, hitting one with the other causes the hit ball to ricochet around uncontrollably for hours. It may not seem that dangerous, but if activated in an enclosed space it can kill everybody in the room. Traded by Artie to the Russians for family members in the Gulag.

29 May 1630 – 6 February 1685Charles II was king of England, Scottland, and Ireland between 1649 and 1651.